Medals from the Paris 2024 Olympics are deteriorating rapidly!

Apparently, the shine of these awards hasn't lasted long, and over 100 athletes have returned their trophies to the Monnaie de Paris. Why? Because the medals have exhibited behavior more erratic than a cat chasing its own tail.

But, what is really happening? Problems with Olympic medals are not a fresh novelty. The Monnaie de Paris, responsible for producing these sporting jewels, has been dealing with issues of defective varnishes for over a year.

A year! Imagine having a problem with a varnish and leaving it unresolved for that long. This isn't a suspense movie, but it certainly has all the elements of a great Olympic drama.

The Dance of the Executives

The scandal has claimed as many victims as an episode of "Game of Thrones." Three high-ranking executives have been dismissed, likely after receiving more criticism than a referee in a football match. And it's no wonder.

The quality of the medals is directly related to a strategic decision made in 2019 that shifted production to a more industrial structure. This sounds like an attempt to turn a gourmet restaurant into a fast food chain. Result: medals with the same appeal as a bowl of cold soup.

One of the main causes of this fiasco is a regulatory ban on chromium trioxide, an essential component of the varnish. The lack of time to conduct proper testing left the medals vulnerable, as if they had been cast under an invisibility spell on their quality. Bam! Cracks, discoloration, and a myriad of returns.

Outraged Athletes: Where is my Medal?

Athletes are not happy, and rightly so. Let's remember American skater Nyjah Huston, who encountered a medal that was peeling after a fun weekend. "Olympic medals, improve your quality!" he exclaimed, probably while looking for a good place to hang his half-disintegrated trophy.

And he was not the only one. Other athletes, like swimmer Maxime Grousset and soccer player Lynn Williams, also raised their voices. Williams even suggested that the medals should withstand more than a simple blow, as if they were going to face the forces of gravity with the same bravery as a superhero.

The Solution on the Horizon

Amid the storm of criticism, the Paris 2024 Organizing Committee promised to replace the defective medals. They say they will be restored as if they were new, although one wonders if they have a wizard hidden in the Monnaie de Paris. The medals, which weigh more than a good steak, must shine again like the gold, silver, and bronze they represent.

Ultimately, Olympic medals should be a symbol of eternal achievement, not a deteriorated museum piece. Paris has the challenge of restoring their shine, and in the meantime, it leaves us with a lesson: even icons of sporting excellence can have their imperfections. And you, what do you think? Would you trust a medal that leaves you with more dust than shine?